11.19.2008

THE BITCH WHO WILL

Letter from "The Bitch Who Will"

Dear Miss,

I ain't never had a problem keeping my man happy, or yours either. You see, I'm the one your lover's sneaking out to see in the middle of the night, hell, sometimes even in the middle of the day. He can never get enough of this pussy, so wet and tight. I hate to toot my horn, but the ass is all that. I can tell by the way he swims in it. Often times he drowns, but that's the part that keeps him coming back. He wants to break me, make me wifey material, but I'm not made to be broken. I break pockets; I break hearts, and then along come the happy homes. 'Why,' you ask. Aside from the good sex, I do it because it's easy.

You sit at home nagging your man, slackin, being shy and timid. You don't do this, you won't do that. I know this because he tells me. Well let me introduce myself. I'm! That bitch that will. You've heard of me. I'm the one your mama warned you about. The best friend all in your business, the co-worker getting a little too friendly on the job, and I've seen you in action. You've done everything in your power to push that man away-blowing up his cell, accusing him of things he's never done, of being with people he's never met. Well congratulations! Funny thing is... he ACTUALLY loved you. And I say that in past tense because now I got him.

When he's hanging out with the boys, I got him. When he's pulling the late night shift, I got him. Shit, even when he's running to the store for a drink, you better believe I'm right there....enticing him. He was reluctant at first, but it didn't take long. I found out what you were doing and did the exact opposite. Thanks for the tips! He was putty in my hands. Now I don't know if it was the way I spread my ass cheeks in public places for him to penetrate my deepest desire, or the way that I dropped to my knees and took his nine inch dick to the back of my throat afterwards that did it, but whatever it was, it worked. Hmmmm...Maybe it was my lunch break special. That's the One where I would have him fuck me crazy while yelling out your name to catch a quick nut. Oh that's my favorite! But I don't wanna be you, as a matter of fact I scream out 'I'm not that bitch' in response to it so he remembers. Call me a freak, but the shit turns me on. Sort of like when I'm riding his face. Seeing my cum glistening across the lips that you kiss while he tongue fucks me, is a sight I wish you could see. Who knows, you might just come across the video. I still have the one where he's running his tongue up and down my little sensitive ass right before he fingers the hell out of it. I still can't believe he got four in. Ha ha, that was a good one.

But the point is, you may look at me as a nasty dirty two faced whore, but your man thinks differently. He respects me for giving him space. I don't hound him about where he's been. The truth be told, I don't care. As long as he delivers what I want how I want, we stay in good standings. If he's giving up dough for it, even better. But I've never considered myself a full fledged gold digger. I've never asked him for shit. As a matter of fact, I don't expect a damn thing from him, but he'll make sure my needs are taken care of before yours.

Why do you think that is Miss? Because I'm sexy? Maybe, because I don't question him, possibly. But if I had to choose, I'd have to say it's because I throw that inhibited bullshit out the window and work his ass out in that bedroom. Now for you, this message is too little too late, but you can help others. He's not the first. Did you think he'd be the last? I'm always on the prowl. Neglected men aren't hard to find. Now you have first hand experience to let them all know. Advise them to get on their job or a chick like me will gladly fill that part time position.


Your greatest threat,
The Bitch Who Will


[Take heed women, SHE is out there, waiting, lurking, watching, waiting for you to slip...don't make it easy for her, don't give your man away foolishly because of stupid hang ups. This may be harsh and some women will disagree with this but SHE is VERY REAL. And some of us may agree at one point or the other, we became "The Bitch Who Will"...]


**Maia Note Well**

12 comments:

**trucee writer** said...

well, we all knew she was out there...at least "she" has come on out and said something. lol

i cant even be mad at her because everything she says is right. people get hung up on jealousy and all these other things when women dont even realize, that when you're doing what you need to keep your man, he is not worried about no one else. stop worrying about the next girl if he's not...because the more you bring her up, the more he's wondering about her and what's making you so bervous for him to be in her presence...

homegirl better be careful...i'm willing to do those same things for my man...so he won't be leaving to "go to the store" hehehe
(that is when i decide i actually want one lol)

but plz take heed to this women...it is REAL!

Fab4 said...

Oh yeah, she's REAL alright...

Sucks for the BITCHES WHO WON'T...ya'll are BOOOOORING.....hahaha lmao

KarrieB.

Fab4 said...

Hellllll yeah that BITCH is real...sitting right next to you on the train, bus, shit she may even be ya sis for all that matters!!

The real BITCHES are the ones who WILL..Like US!! Indie, Karrie, Maia & Miss Dior BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Sincerely

Miss Dior!!

Vegas International said...

The article was right and also wrong ...

The "Bitch that will" is the bitch yall talk to while yall running your fuckin mouths! Why does she know he has a 9inch dick(and now wants it), why she know the shyt he likes(and then does it), how she know you be blowing up his damn phone(and wont do it)!

Freaks are just freaks, alot of chicks will take a finger in the but, some dick in the club, or the dressing room. Its the little stuff that you do and share with the "girls" that allows that nigga to fall right into the trap. Try shuttin your fucking mouths (with the homegirls, unless i'm there watching, then ya'll can get creative) and opening your legs when the moment lends itself to a lil needed excitement!

GOOD POST THOUGH... KUDOS!!!

Fab4 said...

Ahhhh Mr. International makes one valid comment!! Yes @ times we women do tend to run our mouths with our girls thinking we can trust them until we find out she's the whore of the crew who goes out & shacks up with her girls man due to what she's been told....However, if you note the following "I know this because HE tells me. Well let me introduce myself. I'm! That bitch that will. You've heard of me. I'm the one your MAMA warned you about. The BEST FRIEND all in your business, the CO-WORKER getting a little too friendly on the job, and I've seen you in action. You've done everything in your power to push that man away-blowing up his cell, accusing him of things he's never done, of being with people he's never met. Well congratulations! Funny thing is... he ACTUALLY loved you. And I say that in past tense because now I got him."

This BITCH is not just the girl we run to with our probs....She's also the BITCH who sits up in your face pretending to be concerned about your probs when YOUR running your mouth, she's that BITCH your momma dealt with back in the day when she was our age, she's also that BITCH ya'll niggas consider to be one of the boys until ya'll hook up in that bathroom stall in the club....So just keep in mind, this BITCH doesn't only roll with your girl, but she can roll with your crew to!!

Miss Dior!

Fab4 said...

Why does she know he has a 9inch dick (and now wants it)?

ANSWER: What the fuck you mean how she know how big your dick is? Why the hell you asking dumb ass questions? Ohhhhh…you don’t remember, huh? I have officially diagnosed you with a severe case of “I’m a dumb nigga” amnesia. FYI…I have no clue who this "Bitch That Will" is but apparently she knows you. She ain’t no girlfriend of mine. Let me refresh your memory…jackass! You slipped up and fucked the bitch behind my back. Some freaky dancing bitch you met in the club. You were heavily intoxicated... out with the fellas…popping bottles…all night...BALLING! She spotted you. She seduced you, making you almost bust a nut in you boxers while she grinded her ass and pussy on you. Motherfucker, your dumb ass followed her in the bathroom that night. You let her suck you off. So apparently she was close enough to see how many inches your dick was…punk ass! How do I know all of this you ask? Let’s just say, it’s a small fucking world. It seems like everyone has mutual friends nowadays. Word gets around…apparently…so does “The Bitch Who Will”.


Why she know the shyt he likes (and then does it)
ANSWER: YOU! That’s why. YOU gave her all your contact information that night in the club. She gave you a couple of days to recover and then contacted you. Although you knew what you did was dead wrong, you got caught up in all the sex talk she was spitting in your ear. She was a real good talker. The freaky shit she would say to you over the phone. Your curiosity got the best of you and your dick started talking to you. YOU played into her games. YOU told her what you like...punk ass bitch! Yeah...our relationship was going through some real rough patches but you took the shit to a whole other level.


Must I go on Vegas?...

First of all, you’re right. There are different levels of friendships. We women need to be selective on what we tell our girlfriends as well as what girlfriends we tell them too. Bitches can be real grimy. Trust me, INDIE knows.


However, before you go attacking us females about confiding in those close to us…realize that “The Bitch That Will” situations can go in different directions, along with various scenarios.


I agree great post Maia baby.

*INDIE*

Anonymous said...

Fuck The Bitch Who Will. I love my shorty. And if she ever, ever tried to, she might end up being The Bitch Who Died.

Anonymous said...

lmaoooo @ Anonymous


-jc

Vegas International said...

Ahhh, INIDIE

..... and so we begin!


So ill answer your questions or respond to your comments in the order you asked them. I see it was a little too hard for you to do for me, its ok, your a woman, I dont expect you to get it right the 1st time... lol ;)


PS .. dumb nigga amnesia... cute! I actually liked that one....lol


1st... {FYI…I have no clue who this "Bitch That Will" is but apparently she knows you.}

--Obviously she does know me cause i seem to be fuckin her or at the very least gettin head, but obviously she knows you too, because you talking to her or I am! Either which way, she can point you out in a lineup, can you say the same?? hmm


2nd.... {She ain't no girlfriend of mine.}

--How you you know she isnt a friend of yours? every girl fhuks with her girlfriend until she finds out she cant trust the bitch.. its a very hard lesson to learn, so how you know she aint your friend you talking to???


PS ...... Jackass, also cute, like how you managed to make the thing she is riding, and actually riding slow b/c Jackass's dont move too fast!! So either i took my time, or she is riding me slow...CUTE!!:)


3rd .... {You slipped up and fucked the bitch behind my back.}

-- Niggas dont slip up and fuck bitches, we fuck bitches b/c we CAN fuck bitches. Ohhh, and it wasnt behind your back, it was under you nose!!


4th... Question?? Im the dumb nigga because a bitch followed me in the bathroom and sucked me off?? So that makes her the smart bitch b/c she sucked me off in the bathroom, or you the winner because she is sucking your nigga off in the club???? Who really comes out on top?? Ill let you tell it! Hmmmmmm


5th.... {it's a small fucking world. It seems like everyone has mutual friends nowadays.}

--SO TRUE! and for this world to be sooo small and everyone to be so connected and you think running your mouth to your friendds wont lead to another associates which might lead to possibly a bitch you dont like, ISNT THAT SILLY?? Hmmmmmmmmmm


6th .....{Word gets around…apparently}

--this is soo TRUE! I cant lie, the word is out that your man is bored and can be approached! Just depends on if your poppin or not!! Once again... hmmmmmm


PS - Do you really want me to continue? because i may take 5min in the bathroom, but i can go alllll night ...ok ... LETS CONTINUE!


7th.....{Why she know the shyt he likes (and then does it)ANSWER: YOU! That's why. YOU gave her all your contact information that night in the club.}

--Ok, im just going to assume you wont fuck with a lame, ill just give you the benefit of saying you are prob a fly chick, and may just like a fly nigga. Well, approximately 30,000 ppl can get a well connected nigga's info in this city if they so desire, and we hand out our numbers to about 10,000 ppl a year, its called networking! As fly as i believe i am, in definitely not fucking 10,000 much less 30,000 ppl per year!! So ofcourse she has my number, EVERYONE DOES!


8th.. QUE??? {Although you knew what you did was dead wrong, you got caught up in all the sex talk she was spitting in your ear.}

--DEAD WRONG?? Really?? So that means your are justified in your random stupic ass accusations, your phone tampering(trying to see something that isnt there), your public scenes (that do nothing but draw attention to you) and your incisive talks arguments about absolutely NOTHING? Im wrong but you're justified?? REALLY? HMMMMMMMMMMMM


9TH.... {YOU played into her games. YOU told her what you like...punk ass bitch!}

--This i cant argue too heavy with b/c you might be right, i told her what i liked b/c telling you did me no good,and if you didnt tell, her attentive ass saw something was missing and filled the void your inattentive ass wouldnt.... i wonder why?? Ohh, in the words of the short little dread nigga "DONT YOU .. EVA ... GET TOOO ... COM F - TA -BLEEEEE!! hmmmmmmmmmmm


PS --- DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO GO ON?? IM TIRED!! ILL SAVE YOU THE REST SO YOU CAN REBUTTAL, AND JUST GO TO THE END. EVERY MAN LIKES TO END WITH A DIME!!! ;)


10th...{before you go attacking us females about confiding in those close to us}

--I wasnt attacking females, i was just trying to show you some errors of your ways (and im not a sugar coating ass nigga). Your greatest strength can often be your greatest weakness! Its not a matter of cuttin your girls out of your life, its a matter of keeping your lives separate, b/c the 2 people involved RARELY end their own relationship, OUTSIDE forces do. You want to limit as many outside forces as possible!


This was fun... lets do this again real soon Indie


PS -- Thats my FOOTBALL City, I have a place in my heart for you INDIE .... good pseudonym

The FEATURE™ said...

WOW!!! I think the comments were more interesting than the post in this one. INDIE seemed to be a little passionate about her comment, but VEGAS went in on her. Either way, good post, but great comments...lol. Very entertaining!

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

As someone who used to be "The Bitch Who Will," trust and know, she is out there and waiting.

The only reason why I stopped being her was due to me meeting a badder bitch named Karma, who introduced me to the bitch that was more willing and better than me.

...anywho, ladies, keep the game right and the package tight...

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

However, I must admit, I think my alter-ego is "The Bitch Who Will" because I did this shit a month ago...I couldn't help it...I was horny and needed it ;)

...and this alter ego doesn't give a damn about karma...